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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.06 02:32:00 -
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FAILSAUCE DETECTED
Lana went into hiding shortly after the war went live
It is too late to pull enough evidence together but rest assured I have dammning proof of this ... let me find a couple of pieces before retiring to sleeps..
evidence quote 1
in game failmail...
First; she cant even fit a ship without help (pre wardec)
2009.06.29 06:40
Thanks for the rifter fitting! Lets see how it gos.
Then a private convo about tuesdays being bowling nights (CBA to pull logs but yeah can 'prove' it later)
then I explain I get a RL job so not on EVERY NIGHT...
2009.07.01 00:03
Congratz!
I was hopting that the weekend would be good for some pewpew anyway.
As a Minmitar Soldier I pretty much had all the pre-reqs for T2 autocannons anyway, so with my 100% speed bonus it was a 6 min job!
I then OLNY see her on Saturday 1 hr before downtime, I promtly camp her in vylade and she logs off only to send this mail later...
2009.07.05 13:47
You have avoided me you little so and so.
Now she posts this ridiculous thread and is about to get ruined...
I pity you
Check my killboard I have been happily losing ships all week.
In honesty theres a 7 hour timezone difference between us and that can complicate things... I'm extending my offer of staying up vv late tomorrow night for some pew pew tiemz so lets see if LAMER TROLLIN' can bring the good fight.
BTW she claims to have a crappy laggy laptop atm, which is bullmud in my book... I have to pew pew sat on the floor cos I sublet my living room DATS NOT FAIR I CRAMP WAITING 4 U TO LOG IN.
ROFLCAKES will be on sale outside Dodixie M20 from 22:00 eve time onwards tomorrow night
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.06 02:35:00 -
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lol u poor? fine
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Lady Spank
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.07.06 02:38:00 -
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you will lose, dodixie loves me but w/e
I have infinite resources of failfits in dodixie to throw wave after wave at you.
prepare for the worst.
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Lady Spank
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Posted - 2009.07.06 03:00:00 -
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ZOMG HALF SHIELDS
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.06 03:23:00 -
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If I'm lying I still won so w/e
thanks for the rolled tungsten
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Lady Spank
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Posted - 2009.07.06 03:26:00 -
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Oh and before you QQ about me claiming not to have tech II guns, you kinda gave me a week to catch up on that misgiving, plus I still only have tech I rockets and drones lololololol
nice try at getting dodixie on your side though, seems even if I terrorize them mission runners they still loves me porgy.
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Lady Spank
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Posted - 2009.07.06 03:33:00 -
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Way to help the evil wardeccer, I am very upset at this QQ.
I guess my first blood will have to tide me over.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.07.06 03:46:00 -
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I would just like to take this opportunity to say I wub Lana ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ~
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.06 06:09:00 -
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 Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer
There is only one way to settle this.
I think I saw a mud planet in the Villore system...
I think that's where Lana must have logged on Saturday, she sure has enought to throw around, shame it is low quality and doesn't stick.
SHAZAM!
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.06 06:26:00 -
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I logged EXTRA late, got 4 hours ish sleep and now must go to work.
Later's honey bun ♥
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.06 17:34:00 -
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Oh great SHE gets the 10/10.
Lana you two faced devil, so nice in private chat then full of filthy lies and wild accusations in public.
♥
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Lady Spank
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Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.06 18:11:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Spank on 06/07/2009 18:12:11
how about a jpg?
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Posted - 2009.07.06 18:38:00 -
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ok how about these ?
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Lady Spank
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.07.06 18:39:00 -
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and why do you think that bears a bit podgy, Lana's in there too.
I'm a little pixie I take up one of the ears
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Amarr
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Posted - 2009.07.07 02:50:00 -
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I don't cheat.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.07 03:12:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: Lady Spank
I don't cheat.
or understand the subtleties of the 'oh wait'?
I do ur just dumb and dont get the subtleties of what I implied without saying it.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.07 12:15:00 -
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Battle update.... camped Lana for 2-4 hours last night. She refused to undock.
I wish I could make this more exciting for people, including me, but it's not my wardec.... I thought as the person under attack I should be QQing and hiding/running away.
At this rate I'm just going to go about my business failing to get fights in 0.0/wh.
Lana will just tell you I'm never logged in, never undock etc anyway 
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.07 13:49:00 -
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Ok I'll log in lets fight
if you don't pew then you suck ok?
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.07 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Griffin
I have donated a small sum to Lady Spank's war chest. And what a beautiful chest it is. 
Why thank you dear ♥
Here is evidence that it has not gone to waste...
Lana undocked! Pew tiems were had again
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Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.07 14:34:00 -
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Originally by: Andrea Griffin
Congratulations, Lady!
No problem, here's another ♥
Originally by: Kage Toshimado
Page 4 already. This is what happens when two forum warriors decide to go at it I suppose. 
I also just wanted to say I'm enjoying this thread, but not half as much as I enjoy the Dodixie lag during engagements... 
Cheers Kage ♥ It's fun :)
Tried getting fraps to work but all it does is shut down my eve client, grrr
Originally by: Lana Hellfury
OK, im willing to concede that the 3rd loss was actually because I was outclassed...
Yeah, the 3rd engagement felt more even. Try a different setup, mix it up a bit ♥
I still want your corpse.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.07 15:25:00 -
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"[15:23:16] Lana Torrin > only way i can win the forum thread now is to make out you are as tough as everyone thinks you are..."
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.08 06:18:00 -
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Originally by: Omarvelous
Best of lukk to win your war.
Qyite
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.08 09:16:00 -
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Originally by: Rock urSocksoff
lol griefwatch.
Yeah I know. In the process of getting a better one.
Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: Andrea Griffin
Originally by: Lana Hellfury
I notice you haven't been posting your losses....
Well, she needs to lose in order to have a loss to post, and we both know that won't happen. She is awesome, unlike this guy.
What.. you mean like this one....
2009.07.07 14:38:00
Victim: Lady Spank
Corp: Sekret Kool Klubb
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Destroyed: Tristan
System: Dodixie
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 1422
Involved parties:
Name: Lana Torrin (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.0
Corp: Minmatar Republic Military Skool
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Rifter
Weapon: 150mm Light AutoCannon II
Damage Done: 1422
Destroyed items:
Damage Control II
Phalanx Rocket, Qty: 126 (Cargo)
J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I
Light Neutron Blaster II
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 62
Small Armor Repairer II
Dropped items:
Federation Navy Antimatter Charge S, Qty: 520 (Cargo)
Phalanx Rocket (Cargo)
Phalanx Rocket, Qty: 24
Light Ion Blaster II
X5 Prototype I Engine Enervator
OE-5200 Rocket Launcher, Qty: 2
Adaptive Nano Plating II
Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters
That's one of the laziest efforts I've ever seen.
I thought you were better than this Lana. Very disappointing.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.08 10:26:00 -
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Originally by: Kiera Temman
Thoroughly entertained.
9/10 ( thread needs more snipes imho )
only dissapointment is that The lady isn't there to spank me when i venture into amamake... 
Gimme your availability and I'll see if I can pencil you in ♥
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.08 11:51:00 -
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Oh no I wasn't drunk in charge of my Avatar again was I?
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.08 11:56:00 -
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I didn't want that ship anyway.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.08 13:32:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: Lady Spank
I didn't want that ship anyway.
I have been informed I missed the pod anyway....
I'm sure you didn't want it anyway.
*is intrigued by this battleclinic gubbins, but it must wait till I get home*
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.08 14:03:00 -
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Originally by: De'Veldrin
Ok, I'll bite. What's a gubbins?
Damned Brits get all the best words.
Gubbins:
nondescript or unknown stuff, things that are too pfaffy to describe succinctly, or you plain forgot the name.
Something like that.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.08 18:39:00 -
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Originally by: Rock urSocksoff
Originally by: Lady Spank
Oh no I wasn't drunk in charge of my Avatar again was I?
That wasn't your Avatar ;)
OH NOES MAH NYX
Nice comments...
Quote:
petit.padavoine
Today at 04:50:59 am
Lol, this is probably the person who sold Lady a T2 rig for 450k (buy orders ftw).
That was 250k actually TYVM
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Lady Spank
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.07.09 10:30:00 -
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Originally by: Kiera Temman
...Don't worry, last week i still got a spanking, the DNS boys delivered in your stead, i took their bait ship, and a SB gang pounded me down (backed up by a Blackbird)
This is what makes me wary of the popular systems ^_ ^ no backup for meeeee.
War is going great thanks
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